TSK: Oh this just keeps getting better, don't it?

Patient *crying*:I have a terrible headache.
Cranquis' Inner Monologue (C.I.M.):Uh-oh, I may have to send this woman to the ER.
Patient:I've had headaches before but this one is different.
C.I.M.:Oh boy, she's saying all the right words.
Patient:It's the worst headache of my life!
C.I.M.:Welp, that settles that, gonna go call the ambulance.
Patient:It feels worse than the headache I had last year, which turned out to be a brain aneurysm.
C.I.M.:Eep! Hurry up, ambulance!
Patient:I've had this headache for 3 days already.
C.I.M.:Bwuh?!
Patient:The neurologist told me to go to the ER when I called him 2 days ago, but I didn't.
C.I.M.:Oh this is just AWESOME.
Patient:But I got really worried when my tongue started going numb this morning.
C.I.M.:FOR THE LOVE OF WILLIS WHERE IS THAT AMBULANCE ALREADY??!
05/02/12 at 9:33pm
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    I just had this table pop up on a classmate’s PBL post: Instantly thought of this cranquis post.
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  14. doctom666 said: TSK is right!! you can not make this stuff up!!
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  20. red-vertex said: I like reading Cranquis’ Inner Monologue…anyway what happened then? lol.
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