| Patient *crying*: | I have a terrible headache.
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| Cranquis' Inner Monologue (C.I.M.): | Uh-oh, I may have to send this woman to the ER.
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| Patient: | I've had headaches before but this one is different.
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| C.I.M.: | Oh boy, she's saying all the right words.
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| Patient: | It's the worst headache of my life!
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| C.I.M.: | Welp, that settles that, gonna go call the ambulance.
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| Patient: | It feels worse than the headache I had last year, which turned out to be a brain aneurysm.
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| C.I.M.: | Eep! Hurry up, ambulance!
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| Patient: | I've had this headache for 3 days already.
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| C.I.M.: | Bwuh?!
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| Patient: | The neurologist told me to go to the ER when I called him 2 days ago, but I didn't.
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| C.I.M.: | Oh this is just AWESOME.
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| Patient: | But I got really worried when my tongue started going numb this morning.
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| C.I.M.: | FOR THE LOVE OF WILLIS WHERE IS THAT AMBULANCE ALREADY??! |