Dani’s Cerebrum

Simple complexity.
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  • Patient *crying*: I have a terrible headache.
  • Cranquis' Inner Monologue (C.I.M.): Uh-oh, I may have to send this woman to the ER.
  • Patient: I've had headaches before but this one is different.
  • C.I.M.: Oh boy, she's saying all the right words.
  • Patient: It's the worst headache of my life!
  • C.I.M.: Welp, that settles that, gonna go call the ambulance.
  • Patient: It feels worse than the headache I had last year, which turned out to be a brain aneurysm.
  • C.I.M.: Eep! Hurry up, ambulance!
  • Patient: I've had this headache for 3 days already.
  • C.I.M.: Bwuh?!
  • Patient: The neurologist told me to go to the ER when I called him 2 days ago, but I didn't.
  • C.I.M.: Oh this is just AWESOME.
  • Patient: But I got really worried when my tongue started going numb this morning.
  • C.I.M.: FOR THE LOVE OF WILLIS WHERE IS THAT AMBULANCE ALREADY??!
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    I just had this table pop up on a classmate’s PBL post: Instantly thought of this cranquis post.
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  14. doctom666 said: TSK is right!! you can not make this stuff up!!
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  20. red-vertex said: I like reading Cranquis’ Inner Monologue…anyway what happened then? lol.
  21. yourcraysisterinchrist said: Wowzers. I don’t even have a gif for this!
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